Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up.The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I read that there recently and it really made me laugh. I only agree with the top half of the post, but I left the second half in for the feminits among you!
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I laughed my ass off at that last part, does that make me a man hater? I like men. I like wine.
I think if I were an apple I'd want to be a MAC. =)Oh shoot I didn't reply to you're email! Hang on buddy, I'll do it soon. You're the best!
Hahahaha i like that one, so much i'm gonna copy it if u dont mind :) i wonder how true it is in all of life. To reverse it phrase, how often do we not reach for the top for fear of falling, and how often do we need to squished into shape.
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